JERKOFF JAMES

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19, Utah, United States

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JERKOFF JAMES's Interests

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ALL I DO IS FUCK AND PARTY, DUH. GETTIN MY CRUNK ON 'N SHIT.

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OKAY. I GUESS THAT'S AN OVERSTATEMENT. I'M A NERDY LOSER WHO LIKES DRAWING, COOKING/BAKING, STUDYING JAPANESE, AND FUCKING UP MY OWN HAIR. 

I'M A POSER SKATER, I BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAY ON THE BOARD AND I DON'T GO OUTSIDE ENOUGH.

SOME OTHER SHIT ABOUT ME:

- I LOVE EXPLETIVE INFIXATION, OXFORD COMMAS, OVERUSING ELLIPSES, AND SAYING "DAWG" WAY TOO OFTEN.

- I'M STRAIGHT-EDGE. I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT DRUG SHIT. I ALSO DON'T JUDGE THO, JUST HARM NONE AND BE SAFE.

- I'M HETEROSEXUAL AND TAKEN. SORRY, LADIES...

- I'M A LEFTIST. IDFK WHAT KIND, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER. LIBS AND DEMS PISS ME OFF, BUT CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBS ARE EVEN WORSE. 

I DON'T LIKE SNOWFLAKE ATTITUDES. IDGAF WHAT YOU IDENTIFY AS OR WHAT GROUPS YOU FALL INTO, AGAIN, IF YOU'RE HARMLESS AND BEING YOURSELF, WHATEVER FUCKS YOUR BUTT. ;)

DON'T BRING DRAMA NEAR ME, I HATE THAT SHIT. AND DON'T VIRTUE-SIGNAL ME, I HAVE MY OWN IDEAS OF WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG, AND I'LL RESPECT YOU IF YOU DO THE SAME.

Music

I LOVE SILVERSTEIN, I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE, PIERCE THE VEIL, BLINK-182, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS, BROKENCYDE, DOT DOT CURVE, WATERPARKS, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, SIMPLE PLAN, SUM 41, MODERN BASEBALL, BRAND NEW, THE HOTELIER, S3RL, LINKIN PARK, MILLIONAIRES, GREEN DAY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, SLEEPING WITH SIRENS, LMFAO, BREATHE CAROLINA, PICTURE ME BROKEN, DEADBEAT NIGHTLIFE, ASHES AT LAST, AND SOME OTHER ARTISTS I'M NOT REMEMBERING RN. ALSO A BIG VOCALOID FAN AND CASUAL VKEI LISTENER. I ENJOY MAMIRETA, MEMENTO MORI, AND DADAROMA IN THE VKEI NICHE, AND PINOCCHIO-P AND NERU ARE MY FAVORITE VOCALOID PRODUCERS. I'M PROBABLY ALSO LEADING IN THE NICHE OF EMO LOSER TYLER, THE CREATOR FANS. CASUALLY INTO KENDRICK LAMAR, TEEZO TOUCHDOWN, AND EMINEM TOO.

Movies

I HEART HUCKABEES, KAMIKAZE GIRLS, HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE AND ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE, EL CAMINO

Television

HORIMIYA, BREAKING BAD, GOOD EATS, TED LASSO, AND COOKING/FOOD SHOWS IN GENERAL.

Books

YOU'D BE PARANOID TOO (IF EVERYONE WAS OUT TO GET YOU) BY AWSTEN KNIGHT I GUESS.

Heroes

AWSTEN KNIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOTHER, AND MY COLLEGE PROFESSORS, DR. FITZGERALD AND RHODES-SENSEI.

Games

PROJECT DIVA: FUTURE TONE, PROJECT MIRAI DX, GROOVE COASTER, DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB, THRILLVILLE, THE SIMS 3+4, PUYO PUYO TETRIS, MINECRAFT: XBOX 360 EDITION, TONY HAWK'S AMERICAN WASTELAND, STYLE SAVVY: STYLING STAR, SPLATOON, TOMODACHI LIFE, AND FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (ONLY EVER PLAYED FNAF 1 THO). MY GIRLFRIEND REALLY WANTS ME TO LIKE ZENLESS ZONE ZERO, AND I GUESS I KINDA DO.

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JERKOFF JAMES's Bio

I'M JAMES, FRIENDREWIND'S MOST PERVERTED DEGENERATE. NICE TO FUCKIN' MEETCHA. I'LL TRY TO KEEP THIS SHORT N SWEET.

I'M REALLY AWKWARD WHEN IT COMES TO ONE-ON-ONE INTERACTION, SO DON'T COLD DM ME. I GUESS YOU CAN DO IT BUT I'LL PROLLY IGNORE OR FORGET. NOTHIN PERSONAL.

I DON'T ACCEPT FRQS FROM UNDER-17s. I TALK ABOUT SEX TOO MUCH FOR PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY AGE RANGE TO BMF ON HERE. I ALSO JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU YOUNGSTERS SEEM TO CARRY DRAMA EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. IMPERSONATORS ARE GAY AND NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME. GOOD THAT THOSE FAKERS DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST, HUH? WHAT KINDA FUCKIN LOSER WOULD FAKE BEING ME? GOTTA BE FUCKED IN THE HEAD, I SWEAR. =P

I USUALLY SPAM THE BULLETIN BOARD. CYA THERE, BITCHES.

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Hey! your so cool even though Iโ€™m too young 2 b friends w/ u lol



oh thanks, your pf is nice. i also really love blink =)

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Blink is so peak ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

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U seem really coolย :domo:

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I love Silverstein too, what is your fav their song? :0



i change my mind all the time on this, but my current favorite is ides of march. yours?

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American Dream

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whoooa ur fringe is awesome dude



yo, thanks a lot. i try a little tooย hard to get my hair lookin this fresh =P

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fer sureee it looks effortless man

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puyo puyo tetris mention omgg??



yeaaaaaah you get it! i feel like nobody's cared about it since 2021... except me. guess that's not true lol

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yesss!! there are like 3 of us total but we exist!

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DEEEWD HI I LEGIT MISSED U SM ON SPACEHEY; wtf even happened 2 ur account!!??? Either way, Iโ€™m glad ur back!!! (Also I used to be Xeviant on SpaceHey lol)



i do recall your old screenname. my brother relayed the info to you, iirc.ย 

basically i just got suspended and don't really know why, but i believe it was because of calling my brother the f-slur... it was just a lighthearted joke, and idk if an automod filter got me, or i was reported....ย 

either way, he gave me a new invite code the other day, but i saw that most of my closer friends on there moved to here, so i did too!

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Ah okay. Thats a really odd reason to be banned, given that ppl who will do even worse stuff are still on the site :/ but Iโ€™m glad u decided to join this site!!!

SpaceHey is pretty much dead sadly, the blogging especially. I know that some of my friends still post on there, but it is nowhere to the extent that it was in 2023-early 2025. Itโ€™s sad :C

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OMG HIII I MISSED U๐Ÿฅน

Even tho i got spacehey back i can only use it on the laptop so i rarely do thatย  :((((



yo. i just got sphy back too, but it's like a ghost town. i went and rqed everyone i used to know on there (the ones who i remember, at least), but it's been really quiet because people like you mostly moved here :| so i decided to jump ship as well.

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