I Have Nothing to Report Except This *ੈ✩‧₊˚

September 2nd 2026:

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Well, hello there. It's been about one week since I last appeared here with a collection of thoughts, pictures and unnecessary commentary.

I would love to tell you that I have returned with an exciting story. Perhaps I climbed another mountain. Maybe I discover something life changing. Maybe I finally saw Neurology (lol no). 

Unfortunately, I have nothing to report.

Except, actually, I have several things to report. None of them are related to each other and I am choosing to believe that is exactly what makes this a blog.

Sooo, welcome to the inside of my brain. Please watch your step. It's a lil foggy in here.

Currently Playing in My Head (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

I am still listening to How to Sell a Haunted House, which feels like the kind of title that should tell you what to expect. Haunted? Check. House? Check. Apparently we are selling it? Sure, I'll come along for the ride. 

There is also another audiobook sitting in my holds list that I desperately want to listen to. Self Help for a Serial Killer. Except it has a four week wait.

FOUR WEEKS.

I understand that others also want to listen to it, but have they even tried considering what I want to listen to right now?? 

Anyway. I will wait patiently. Probably?

Side Quest Central (ง︡'-'︠)ง𖦏

I basically spent the entire weekend playing Fortnite and I have become weirdly addicted to collecting and mastering sprites.

Do I need all of these sprites?

No.

Will that stop me?

Also no.

I will simply continue running around and collecting my sweet lil babies and pretending this isn't becoming a problem.

Speaking of games. There are several things happening in my lil gamer brain right now. I cannot wait to play more Big Walk, and my partner and I have also been talking about returning to WoW Classic.

Which feels dangerous.

Emotionally dangerous?

Socially dangerous?

Let's be real. Potentially dangerous for my ability to do anything else.

But also...♥♥♥

Things I Watched Instead of Being Productive ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )

I found a new show (new to me) called Fakes and I finished it ONE NIGHT.

One.

Night.

I regret nothing.

I also started watching Stuart Fails to Save the Universe and I LOVE IT. My only complaint is that it is a weekly release.

Weekly?! What is this? The stone ages?!

Excuse me, but I have already decided that I need the entire show immediately. I want to continue watching until my eyeballs become sore, please and thank you.

My partner and I have also been watching so many movies lately, which is one of my favourite things. We've been jumping around between completely different types of movies, from Blue Velvet to The Whisper Man, and I enjoy every moment of it.

And speaking of The Whisper Man...

I love it.

Like actually loved it. Loved it, loved it.

It has officially climbed its way up to top 20 movies. Which is honestly a very prestigious dramatic honour. Congrats Mark S' Outtie. You did that. 🙌

Between the Pages ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡

I am also currently reading A Fragrant Flower Blooms with Dignity and oh ma GOD.

It is so sweet

So beautiful.

Just absolutely lovely.

If you need a sweet romance to read or watch. Give this one a try. 10/10

You know? Sometimes you need spooky haunted houses and serial killers, and sometimes you need to sit down and read something so soft and kind that you briefly forget the horrors.

It's called balance, Janet.

The Household Management Team ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

In other breaking news, the cats remain unemployed and continue to contribute nothing to this household besides cutenesss. 

Coopie has started crying when I leave the house for work, which is both completely devastating and possibly the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Sir.

I will be back. Okay?

Please don't go making me feel guilty for leaving to pay for your Churro addiction.

Meanwhile, Beeps continues to greet me when I walk through the door, and honestly? There is just something so special about being welcomed by a tiny little creature who is genuinely happy you exist. 

My sweet lil babies ♥

Also, while outside this morning, I saw a pigeon and a crow having what could only be described as a bath party.

No invitations were sent to me, unfortunately.

But I did enjoy watching the festivities.

Sip Sip Hooray ‧₊˚ ⋅ ☕︎ 𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅

Still, I am deeply, emotionally and spiritually obsessed with Matcha.

Lately I have been making raspberry lemonade matchas and ohh lantaa.

mmm.

Chef's kiss.

I also tried the Tim Hortons matcha.

Was it good?

It was well...passable.

Would I write home about it?

Also no.

Would I drink it again if I happened to be there and was desperately craving matcha?

Potentially.

But unfortunately for Mr. Tim Horton, I have become a matcha snob. The monster has been created. She will not go down easily.

Tiny Treat Department (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

I would really like another Boston Cream Donut from Robins.

That is all.

Thank you for your time.

The World Could Wait (,; ⩌ ;,)

My partner and I turned our phones off this weekend.

And honestly?

It was magical.

There is just something so nice about being there. Watching movies. Playing games. Spending time together. Existing without the constant buzzing, notifications and the stupid urge to pick it up even though nothing is happening. Addicted.

I highly recommend disappearing into your own little world once and a while.

100/10 experience.

Aging: An Ongoing Situation ✩°｡⋆⸜(˙꒳​˙ )

My partners birthday is next Wednesday! ♥

I bought him a new jacket, and we also split a photo printer together because we have reached the stage of adulthood where printing our little memories brings us an unreasonable amount of joy.

I would also like to get him some more Stüssy gear because buying presents for the people you love is one of my most favourite activities.

And THEN...

My birthday is on the 29th.

I am not overly excited about it, if I am being honest.

Maybe it's the brain fog.

Maybe it's the fact that I don't know how I got here so quickly.

I genuinely cannot believe that I am about to be 33 and he will be 34.

Excuse me, again??

Who approved this?

I still feel like we are 25 and 26.

Time is a scam.

Autumn.exe. Fall is Loading ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾

I am currently cold.

But I am also excited for fall.

So really, this is a complicated emotional situation.

I would like to complain about being cold while simultaneously enjoying my cute cozy clothes, darker evenings and the little fall things that ooze beauty.

The duality of woman.

A Little Dream for Later ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

One thing I am incredibly excited about is buying our house and decorating it.

We are still about a year away from this goal, but I catch myself day dreaming and looking at listings, daily.

The rooms.

The furniture.

The colours.

The little things we will continue to collect together.

The fact that is will be ours.

There is just something really comforting about having little dreams waiting for you in the future.

I can't wait to see what our home will eventually look like.

And Finally...♡✧( •⌄• )

I have a migraine.

LMAO.

When don't I?

I also miss my partner lots today, despite the fact that we spend so much time together. Funny how you can be missing someone while simultaneously thinking about how excited you are to watch another movie and cuddle with them later.

Honestly, the only thing keeping me going this week is knowing that a long weekend is approaching. Ayooo Labour Day.

A beautiful little light at the tunnel.

So that is all I have to report.

Was there a theme?

Nope.

Did these thoughts need to be shared with the internet?

Debatable.

But sometimes I think it's nice to leave a little record of the completely ordinary stuff. The things that probably won't make it into a big life update but still made up a tiny piece of my week.

A haunted audiobook.

Tiny Fortnite Sprites.

Matcha. Always.

Bathing birds.

Unemployed cats.

Movies with my favourite person.

Little future dreams.

A Boston Cream Donut that I am still thinking about.

Nothing huge.

Nothing overly important.

Just life. Happening in all it's strange little pieces.

Until next time, I will continue collecting unnecessary thoughts, taking too many pictures and pretending that I have a better idea of what I am doing than I actually do.

See you in the next one,

Kaylvang˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

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