How do people consume liquid
I will probably sound like a chud discord mod at the first part of this, but water deadass feels like goop in my mouth. Like slime that people put their grubby little hands on. But energy drinks are much much worse, because any liquid that tastes like anything makes me want to vomit.
If I try to drink coffee, it feels like I have a pile of crushed coffee beans stuck in my throat. When I try to drink anything carbonated, I black out for a second and vomit it like a sickly Victorian child who hasn't even tried a lemon in their drink in their life. I am doomed to dance with my eternal exhaustion sprouting like a poisonous flower from my depression because my flesh prison violently rejects everything.
Everything except very diluted lemonade. And I mean very diluted. If it doesn't look like a water enthusaists piss with six droplets of yellow, then it's too lemonadey. I did find out the perfect solution of this with those little fuckass lemonade packet things my very cool real world friend gave me. They are also on this website as PossumPunk08 and the only reason I am social. Everybody go give them kudos or whatever this website uses
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discmaan_
The way you described drinking liquids like you’re a medieval knight battling a cursed potion absolutely sent me. But honestly, that sounds really frustrating. I’m glad you found your tiny lemon-water loophole though!! Sometimes the smallest things are the biggest wins.
Have you ever tried things like herbal tea (really weak, maybe), flavored water drops, or ice-cold water with just a tiny bit of fruit? Maybe your taste buds just want liquids to be barely there lol. Also shoutout to your friend for providing the sacred lemonade packets, they sound like a true hero ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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I actually do kind of like tea, because the fact it burns my tongue outdoes the goopy globby texture. And I have tried the bit of fruit thing, though the lemonade tactic has proved superior. And yes my friend is so peak.
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