STBIC (Part 1: The Kazhua Incident)

Welcome to my STBIC series that was given birth today!

What does STBIC stand for? Hah, Spilling Tea Because I Can. And today, we are talking about the, uh... very tragic, Kazuha incident. 

But before we start:

BASE RULES:

- No judging. It's my life and you don't have the power to make me think it's weird. I like my life, thanks.

- This blog and the rest of the series will portray lots of sexual, weird, awkward, funny, and mostly; explicitly private information of mine. I trust that the people here will not take this information and give it out to others.

- Do not harass anyone I speak about. I don't care if they bullied me, made me feel weird or anything else! While I won't be giving out their socials of any sort, I will not tolerate anyone virtually attacking them!

- This blog is not going to be the most consistent thing in the world. It might be updated every few days of week if I keep forgetting, but remember, it will be updated at some point !

- Let's not imitate the actions anyone does in this series. There are some unhealthy, weird, and kinda creepy stuff that happeneds. If you are thinking of replicating the actions, ask me about it so you're more circustansually aware (if it's something funny, ex: prank, joke, etc)

- Please ignore my crippling grammar! I will make mistakes, and am too lazy to fix them. I think you can understand what I'm trying to say without criticizing my spelling and such.

And now the moment no one was waiting for...

THE STORY!

Years ago, me and my sister had this thing called 'Computer', where one of us would sneak to the other sister's bed (we had a bunkbed), and we would tell roleplay stories. Kinda like this:

"Then he says that your shirt is wrinkled."

"Well then I smack his face!"

- kind of roleplay. Most commonly, my sister made the stories and I was the main character.

And for some context: Me and my sister were very obsessed with Genshin Impact, percisely the "Anemo Boys", who consisted of: Kazuha, Scaramouche, Venti, Xiao, and someone else I think.. But yeah..

Now one night, my sister and I are feeling a bit delirious because we have a fever, and decide to do the unspeakable. Now in this roleplay instance, me and Kazuha were in a relationship (for god knows how long bruh), and uh...

Me and my sister recently learned about sex, and we thought we could implement it into the story? But yeah, we did the whole descriptive thing and we didn't really know what was happening.

But yeah, flashbacks to when we were passionately talking about how me and Kazuha were making out- mind you this lasted for around 30 minutes of just straight up sex </3

And before you think:

"Oh, thats just a normal hormone thing as you're growing up as girls! Curiosity about sex is natural."

And my argument is this:

While yes, having a more curious interest in intercourse is natural in your teen years- we were not yet that age. I was 7, my sister was 9. It was not normal, and let me tell you.. IT WAS NOT FUCKING NORMAL. IT WAS WEIRD, AND IT WAS VERY PASSIONATE, AND VIVIDLY DESCRIPTIVE. IT WAS NOT FUCKING NORMAL.

anyways ya, story of the day.

We still giggle about it when Genshin Impact is brought up, and it's known as the...

 "KAZUHA INCIDENT.", which we haven't told ANYONE about, and probably won't.

Also I remember the character I built for the story, if you guys want a description of picture, then feel free to ask. I remember her design by heart.

Well bai bai my lovelies, and stay pure!

#luffie luffie muffin

All fonts, coloring, and such were done in Google Docs then pasted into FriendRewind for a fun effect. Also, I'm not doing the green highlight affect. It's an eyestrain.