STBIC (Part 2: Shit & Lamps)

What does STBIC stand for? Hah, Spilling Tea Because I Can. And today, we are talking about shit & lamps! Today we're going to have two stories because they're both quite short.

But before we start, please review the Base Rules before reading. Thankss!

And now the moment no one was waiting for...

THE STORY!

When I was around 2 and a half years old, when my tounge nerves weren't super developed (or smth), I looked at a piece of my shit in the toilet and shoved it into my mouth. Yeah, that's it.

Onto story 2!

Years ago, when I was around 7/8 I saw some cool looking lamps at a store (don't remember the name) and thought:

Why don't I just.. stack them?

"Jasmine Boba! But how did you come up with that idea? How can you stack lamps?"

Guess what type of lamps it was, dipshit. The ones with the curvy neck that you can adjust.. Anywhoo, I stack them and make a weird little mess in the store, which did end up falling down. Lowkey sad.

Alright, I got in some trouble with some store employees, but it was over! Well, in the store at least. At home, I procceeded to grab every lamp in reach- small or big, curvy or straight, adjustable or structured- put into a bit little abomanation. Don't really know how I did it to this day... got in a lot of trouble- not grounded this time, but no devices.

Anywho my purrrfect lovelies, bai bai!

#luffie luffie muffin

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