The Just Existing Today Report #2: Hungover From Absolutely Nothing

Good morning to everyone and anyone except to whatever happened to me while I was sleeping last night.

I would like to formally report that I woke up feeling like I spent all night making terrible life decisions. However, I am over a decade sober and I spent my evening watching Fear Street and going to bed at a reasonable hour.

Current Symptoms Include:

• Head full of soggy towels and 88% pain
• Body made from part Play Doh and part cement 
• Energy levels of a bear going into hibernation
• Brain currently loading to 8%
• Pins and needles on my torsoooo

The investigation…ongoing..labs..normal.

Possible causes:

1. I am just a girl
2. The weather did something last night
3. My nervous system knew I had the day off work today
4. The universe accidentally assigned me someone else’s hangover
5. I have a chronic migraine condition ☹

At this time I am solely requesting thoughts and prayers, a thesaurus to help with my brain fog and word finding issues, a trough of peppermint tea and unlimited battery life on my AirPods.

My plan for today is the following:

• Wake up
• Complain 
• Make strawberry syrup
• Hug my Ubrevly and maybe the Zolmitriptan 
• Take those medications
• Drink my strawberry matcha
• Listen to Sociopath read by the author
• All additional tasks are pending.
• Okay I lied..maybe I’ll watch more Fear Street

If anyone needs me I’ll be on the living room floor. Have the best Wednesday everyone 🌸⭐️