I just thought of this question when I was drinking milk and remember the fact that when I was a kid, I used to think milk was just another form of water and if you drank milk and water together you'd get poisoned lmao.
Literally no one told me this is the worst part, a product of my own stupidity
I thought FOR SURE unicorns were real because of a weird miscommunication with my mom, I thought unicorns were actually real but were just a rare kind of deer that had a deformity where they only had one horn, and just people in the olden times thought they were magical.
I remember when i thought jumping spiders are venomous, some kid in my elementry school told me that jumping spiders are venomous and that if it bites you, You'll instantly die.
my parents told me that turning the light on in the car at night was illegal XD
i was always scared we were gonna get arrested for it
@hikikomori_cutie
My fuckass mom told me the same thing, why were they allergic to just telling us "I can't see if you turn it on" lol
@hikikomoricutie OMG I came here to say the same thing! My parents would always tell me it was illegal to have the light on and I fully believed them 😐
maybe is a bit grotesque(? but when i was child i believed that eating tomato and then drinking milk gives you instant diarrhea
As a kid I thought Austria was short for Australia
i thought when was young that video game characters were actual little people talking to me / doing things , i was just helping them achieve the things they need to. is a little funny now （；^ω^）
That everytime theres a storm, it means baby Jesus is riding a car and throwing sweet buns out of his car. You had to be quick to grab the sweet bun bevause the rain Will melt it.
My aunt started telling me this during every strom, sadly believed it till I was 8.
‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍒 ⋅ ˚✮Where I’m from, the hay bales wrapped in plastic wrap at the edges of the fields are called tractor eggs. You can probably guess what conclusion younger me came to…
i thought that if i whistled at home then the cops will come after me and shoot me
my eyesight is shit as hell so i thought mosquitoes could turn invisible. that's why it was hard to catch them. i still think mosquitoes can turn invisible just out of spite.
That everyone is special and unique
we had a physical radio at home, and for some time i thought when they played a song the artist/band was actually playing it live in the studio
when i was like 9 i thought vitimin E would give you a huge cock.
All because of a misinterpretation of an anatomy graph in a biology book.
when i was a small child i played kirbys return to dreamland and never was able to finish it so i was under the impression magolor was my friend the whole time
thought shadows were sentient and they'd attack you outta nowhere, one day my mind decided it was bs and ive stopped thinking about it since then
That Herobrine was real.
I ONLY REMEMBER THE CORNYEST ONES WTF, so i genually thought that if two person kisses each other one of them gets pregnant, i thought that periods last for one day per year, i thought that if i start breathing underwater my lungs will get used to water and i can live underwater, i thought that every single key on the piano is different i mean theres no system theyre just randomly put on it so you have to memorise the place of all keys, i thought that every furniture is alive for some reason and i apologised for accidentally touching them,
I thought that naruto was in "ancient japan" Oh and also i said that the moon was always following us when we were in the car xD
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