I just thought of this question when I was drinking milk and remember the fact that when I was a kid, I used to think milk was just another form of water and if you drank milk and water together you'd get poisoned lmao.
Literally no one told me this is the worst part, a product of my own stupidity
that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, it would start growing and you'll be pregnant with a watermelon... until i tried it myself. i'm still waiting...
money grows on money plants
Some of these are absolutely hilarious. For me, I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows, and the worst part was that I visited family dairy farms regularly as a child and still never clued in.
@BootlegFriend Not that far off from the animal that likely actually inspired unicorn belief! Not a deer tho
I thought turning on the water in a dark room would summon demons
i was mostly just scared shitless of like, ben drowned and some other creepypastas. im not really scared of those now but with some stuff (e.g. remember.exe, which was a ben drowned fangame but also kind of the world's least efficient keylogging scam) i kinda see why i was afraid of it? it gave me a fear of blank computer screens for a long time.
also apparently i believed the world was gonna end in 2012 and my brain completely wiped every memory of it, so i thought that i had actually dealt with it really well until my parents told me "no you didnt lol"
When I was a kid I watched Zathura and the ending scene with the black hole eating everyone traumatized me so I thought a black hole would open up and swallow my house up like in the film.
i believed that "lesbian" was a term meaning a woman in the military.
when i was out with my grandma as a kid, i pointed to two women holding hands and one of them had a military's uniform on. i asked grandma "why is she wearing that?" then she answered she's a lesbian. however, i was asking why a woman was wearing a military uniform. i'm pretty sure my grandma misheard me. it took me some time to realize years later that lesbian meant something else
I thought kissing could get u pregnant lol
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