This gem ist somewhat older, maybe 15 or a mere 20 years old. I often used it to jokingly mock the Americans on their most important patriotic holiday of the year and have adapted it from time to time to actual circumstances. But in light of the chaotic times nowadays with a decline in Britain's "glory" since the utter brexshit referendum and a totally running nuts clown ruling (and demolishing parts of) the White House, I see no sense in actualising.But nonetheless it's a good and funny to read... » Continue Reading
i keep thinking about my previous ex - specifically this one time when he told me he thought espresso by sabrina carpenter would be a song poppy from trolls would be singing. we had watched trolls: band together everyday for almost an entire month. i was going thru some stuff mentally and trolls is a comfort series for me. he didn't complain about seeing it back to back, day after day. he quite enjoyed it - laughing even if we heard the same joke multiple times, chuckling and holding me if somet... » Continue Reading
Whoa there buddy before you click off and go to a website thats strangely orange and black? You're scaring me actually close your incognito browser so i cant see the tab ANYWAYS Why dont you learn about types of squid? So first off squid are scientifically called cephalopods there are two sub categories of squid the first type is Myopsida they're typically shollow water squids with covered eyes the second type is Oegopsida which are deep ocean squid with open eyesFirst off why do the Myopsida ha... » Continue Reading
Now I know you have all told ur cat that they are " the best cat in the world" but then that asks the question who IS the best cat in the world. Well to make it quick all cats are the best in the world since everyone has their own opinion. But you're probably wondering who is the actual best cat in the world. Well the answer is my cat. Jk jk it's actually impossible to know who the true best cat in the world is so I suppose what I said at the start was true, everyone's cat is the best cat in the... » Continue Reading
July 3rd, 11:46 PMI feel so incredibly lucky to be able to feel all these new emotions and have all these experiences with someone like her, and she’s so patient with me; it makes me so happy. She knows how I am when it comes to these kinds of experiences and makes sure she’s not rushing anything. The most attractive thing about her has to be her understanding of me. Honestly, when it comes to new experiences and emotions I’m not familiar with, I've always pushed those kinds of feelings away fro... » Continue Reading
Anyone know any cool skate spots in SF? Skating around the piers and around Japantown is sick and would recommend if your in the area » Continue Reading
07/04/2005 2:59 AM Current mood: bored THE MYSPACE ABOUT ME SURVEYTELL US ABOUT YOURSELFname:: Jazzminnickname:: Jazi/Jazz/whatevahow old are you:: 16zodiac sign:: Capricorncurrent location:: PA baybeeeye color:: Grayhair color:: A weird combo from past dying it, its got sum gold, red, its oddhair type:: naturally curlyy but might straighten it soonheight:: 5’0....your heritage:: hispaniccwhat’s your middle name:: Elizabethshoe’s you wore today:: None..besides some flip flops for a few mins to w... » Continue Reading
"you are an artist, but your heart is a masterpiece"- sleeping at lasthii! just passing by to say that i'm absolutely loving my first few hours here. before my friend talked to me about this site, the closest i got to having a myspace page was creating a tumblr account lmaodunno what i'll be posting here, but i hope i can make some friends and have funhave a good day everybody! » Continue Reading
amenazantemente capitalse me está acabando el aire wey ajajsjd no sé si debería de aserlo o no lo harás o no lo harás ajdkfcmcm eske sí kiero tengo toda la gana del mundo pero ya cuando es el momento me da miedito y mmmm ise otra kosa y no le di tanta importancia y ya ni me acordaba pero cuando lavé los trastes lo noté y mmmm ni siquiera fue tanto o sea me faltaron webos la neta ajakdkd y mis sábanas ya se sekaron ya lavé los trastes ya me boi a las andadas o sea hasta evité aserlo porque para e... » Continue Reading