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"You're a disgruntled garden gnome who just graduated from mime school. Describe, in dramatic monologue, your plan to overthrow the neighborhood squirrels using only interpretive dance, three mismatched teacups, and a kazoo orchestra—include one tragic backstory moment about a rubber duck and a heroic snack."Want more variations go to duckfuck.ai which also has been written by! » Continue Reading
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Mine is probably chicken alfredo, literally any pasta. » Continue Reading
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— by Moth traped in jarUwU
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Soooooo me and my bf hit 3 years on march 10th 🥳🥳🥳 3 whole years with the love of my » Continue Reading
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— by Xx_ranalan_xX
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I miss my phone. But apparently I'm 14 and still in middle school according to my "aunt"... I don't like this. Nor do I like having to re-explain myself!!! idk, I'm at school tho. which may not be helping my case.... » Continue Reading
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— by Glamourgirlzzz12
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Hi guys this is my first blog post on here, i know it looks like crap but at least i am starting to get used to a new social media environment. xoxoxoxoxo » Continue Reading
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— by Joker
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Here is joke:Me: boo!You: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FearMe: are you scared?You: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HornyMe: http://wtf.urbanup.com/1884236This was generated by DuckFuck.ai » Continue Reading
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— by xxshybutterflyauraxx
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First blog entry I guess I'll tell you all a little about myself. I'm 22 years old, I live in Houston, Texas. I'm Kenyan as my bio says :) I've lived in America my whole life and have never been there but it is my dream to visit Kenya with my parents one day. I love the summer, I'm really laid back. I loveee walking in the park on a sunny day while listening to whatever music I'm in the mood for that day, also wired headphones are the best screw bluetooth lol. My music taste is pretty diver... » Continue Reading
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— by Joker
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I HAVE BOARD ALL MY WINDOWS. THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR ME. 1984. also why did he lie?... » Continue Reading
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